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Zach Deputy @ Sullivan Hall

Zach Deputy @ Sullivan Hall

1,000 miles away in Live Oak, Florida, an enormously large portion of my beautiful musical family were raging their faces off at the Wanee Musical Festival.  Knowing that neither of us could attend, my girl Jenn came for a visit so that we may have each others shoulder to lean upon for the weekend.  Being that Wanee is known as one of the “Land Cruises,” and having met Jen on last year’s Jam Cruise, we were both going through some serious withdrawal from our friends, or rather, our “Jamily.”

But a beautiful aspect of music is that it connects everything, through space and time.  Through the cosmos, through our minds, through the notes.  Zach Deputy performed on Jam Cruise 8 and both Jen and I learned of him for the first time on the boat.  I was DYING for him to come to the city since that time.  And what better a weekend to come!! Zach Deputy came and saved the day 🙂 I bet you one million dollars that Zach wanted to be at Wanee with everyone just as bad as we did.  And so we would all dance and smile and sing together in NYC, extending our energy to our friends at Wanee, and feeling their love in return.

We got to Sullivan Hall around 11pm.  Zach was slated to go on at 11:30pm but when I heard a band say, “We are just getting started to get ready to dance!,” I knew things were on “schedule.”

The Kinetixs, from Denver, Colorado, are composed of:

Adam Lufkin – Guitar/ Vocals
Eric Blumenfeld – Keyboards/ Vocals –
Jordan Linit – Guitar
Josh Fairman – Bass
Jack Gargan – Drums

Jack Gargan @ Sullivan Hall

Jack Gargan @ Sullivan Hall

They started out the set with Big Screen.  I was just arriving at this point and not paying attention at all.  I walked over to the coat check and then Jen and I made the first of many restroom pit stops of the night.  Again, Sullivan Hall was boiling hot so I would be pumping water into my system nonstop.   Adam Lufkin, on guitar and vocals, sounded like a mix between that guy from Maroon 5 and Jason Mraz.  While waiting in the long line for the rest room, because one of the stalls was not fixed and never got fixed, I started to fully pay attention and get hooked.  They were FUN.  They were FUNKY (at times).  They were SO full of energy! Bouncing all over the stage, jumping up and down, kicking their legs in the air in unison.  Smiles everywhere amongst the funk/rock/pop.

Josh Fairman @ Sullivan Hall

Josh Fairman @ Sullivan Hall

Sunshine followed.  A slow, pretty intro made way for Adam’s guitar to cry a little in the beginning of this jammy, slightly reggae tune.  I was immediately thrown back to my college days in the preppy KA frat house.  Not sure how I felt about that.  “What happened to all the birds I used to see fly.  It feels if they all feel down to the earth and died!”  What? The song was just a little too meant for a radio perhaps, for my taste.  There was not a lot of instrument play or rage.  It had a pretty message but it was too cookie cutter for me.  Next please!

Straight into the rockin’ guitar for a measure or two, then the rest of the group joins in, Own Mind got it kicking again.  I remember really diggin’ the keys player, Eric Blumenfeld, at this point.  All that energy was out on stage again and they were bouncing and jumping.  It was impossible to get great shots at ANY point do to the dancing.  A fantastic rage of a jam tune.  Much more up my alley.  Sure there were some lyrics: “filling up my soul with love and passion,”but when they finally got past the lyrics, they had time to let it RIP.  The guitars were rippin, the drums were keepin’ it up up up!

Eric Blumenfeld @ Sullivan Hall

Eric Blumenfeld @ Sullivan Hall

The keys started off Ruined It, another funky little jam. But, another song that seemed built for the radio.  It was catchy, simple; feels like its built off a formula. Eric really let loose during this song.  You know I enjoyed it….simple, funky, he definitely could have brought more but that is because I am a picky ass keys person.  But he raged it, he enjoyed it thus we enjoyed it.

Kinetix @ Sullivan Hall

Kinetix @ Sullivan Hall

Then, we have what was, by far, my favorite song of their set: People.  Adam screams: “People start hoppin'” over and over.  Under the rhythm of the vocal beat, the drums start joining in and escalated slowly until they blast out with the start of the song and then it was ON.   Everyone was hopping, jumping around, dancing, just like they were telling us to do.  “Get the show to start hopping, all when the beat start dropping….”   Adam has a yummy voice and this was just a fun jammy tune telling us to move and get ready to go! It might have been lyric heavy, but the chorus was infectious.  Another showcase for the guitars to rage, it is straight rock with some funky beats.

Finally, they threw in a cover of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody.  This was actually really fun.  It sounded great but it was when people started putting their arms around their significant others, around their friends, huggin and swayin and just feeling the lyrics and music, that I truly felt a moment in the music.  It’s the wonderful part of performances like that…the times when the musicians touch the crowd and the energy grows…and you can feel it! And then it was over. Just like that.

Banana Mafia @ Sullivan Hall

Banana Mafia @ Sullivan Hall

Steppin’ outside for some fresh air, there was Zach Deputy! Why on EARTH I didn’t grab a picture with him is beyond me as he was there open and talking to everyone! Just like always.  I spoke to him a bit about Jam Cruise and gave him up to attend to other anxious fans.  I turn to my right and there is a giant banana hanging out with the crowd.  Apparently, this man meant business.

The "Don" of The Banana Mafia @ Sullivan Hall

The "Don" of The Banana Mafia @ Sullivan Hall

Part of The Banana Mafia, “The Don” was raging the show hard throughout the night.  I always saw him dancing ECSTATICALLY, banana hat flapping around and blinking glasses helping him stick out even further! I loved him and I can’t wait to SPOT him again.   The best part of the interaction was when a fellow musician who had come from his own gig to watch Zach, began peeling a banana.  Seriously?  And thus, the picture above was snapped.  I love when stuff like that happens!

Keep reading for Zach Deputy’s Review ….

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Editor’s Notes: Everyone please welcome Mike D (aka Easy D)!!  A fellow music loving friend & writer who will be contributing his Jazzfest adventures, among other musical adventures, to the Tiny Rager blog!  So, keep your eyes peeled and enjoy the shows 🙂  (PS: Hockey is the only sport I like to watch so I am going to let him rage the Hockey insert!)

Mike D aka Easy D!!!!

Mike D aka Easy D!!!!

Greetings from Pittsburgh! I am Mike Deasy, a 55 year old music fan, a live music fan, especially a New Orleans music fan, specifically a New Orleans funk fan. Or Easy D if you will. I am currently a displaced Information Technology professional after a 33 year run at a Fortune 500 Financial Services Corporation headquarted in NYC, which means I got a great severance. Which means I have been able to enjoy more music than usual over the last year and a half. Look for my perspective on the second weekend of the 41st New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival, coming soon to a Tiny Rager blog near you (thanks Karen).

Fanattics in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Did I mention that it’s playoff hockey time!! Sorry Rangers and Islanders fans, and sorry to you Devils fans too, ouch!!  So, my evening started with Taco Tuesday at Fanattics, my neighborhood bar located in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Fanattics is fun!  Neighbors such as Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, and Randy Fichtner, formerly WR coach of the Steelers and the new Quarterback coach, stop in occasionally. Wait a minute, I was talking about hockey. Penguins 7 – Senators 4 in a wild game!

Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

Next up, the South Side neighborhood for a show at the Rex Theater, a small venue and converted movie house. Vince Herman and the Great American Taxi!. I arrive at the door to see posters proclaiming the show as the ‘420 Ball’.   Alright! Especially since I am wearing my Dead 2009 Goin Down the Road 420 t-shirt. The only time I have ever worn an event appropriate t-shirt.

Great American Taxi is fronted by Vince Herman of Leftover Salmon fame. A great bandleader.  So enjoyed his performances at Delfest, an awesome bluegrass festival held in Cumberland, MD over Memorial Day weekend. Vince sings, plays acoustic guitar and mandolin. The rest of the band consists of:

Chad Staehly – keyboards and vocals

Jim Lewin – electric guitar (fender tele) and vocals

Edwin Hurwitz – bass and vocals on a great hillbilly funk song,

Chris Sheldon – drums and vocals

Fine musicians and singers all! The boys started out with two songs referencing 420.  Opener was a train song called ‘420 Special’. After the 420 songs, right into Bob Dylan’s ‘Maggie’s Farm’.  After that, there were many songs referencing, in no discernible order, drinking, smoking, etc.

Reckless Habit Cover

Reckless Habit Cover

I must say this band is very tight, at times jammy, at times bluegrassy, at times bluesy, always rockin’. Premiere musicians all. I did notice a few great songs from the new album ‘Reckless Habits’ (props to the smoking nuns on the cover): ‘One of These Days’ and ‘Cold Lonely Town’ and the event appropriate ‘Fuzzy Little Hippie Girl’.

Sometime earlier in the evening, I was calling for Little Feat’s ‘Don’t Bogart That Joint’.  Such an overly obvious suggestion.  Vince, the master, countered with the awesome Peter Rowan song ‘Lonesome LA Cowboy’ (smokin dope, snortin coke, tryin to write this song…)

What for an encore? My suggestion was good, but not complete. How about an encore of Little Feat’s ‘Willin’ followed by the aforementioned ‘Don’t Bogart’. What a great show!

Now, you’d think I’d cop a set list, right?   Nope! As I found out after the show from keyboardist Chad, there was no set list.  I did not see one on the stage. Said hello to Vince too.  Chad pointed out that they’ve been backing up Todd Snyder (how about that!). Vince Herman and the Great American Taxi! gets the Easy D seal of approval.   Check these guys out.    They are awesome!

As always, I saw some old friends (pUNK of pUNKapalooza fame for one) and met some great new folks at the show. Best Tuesday I’ve spent in a while!

Peace Out and TTYS from NOLA,

Mike

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Oh, Big Sam!!  You ripped us up GOOD!!!!

Big Sam's Funky Nation's New Cd: King of the Party

New York City was NOT prepared for what hit it Friday night.  How do I know this?   Because EVERYONE I know who attended Friday’s show was crying from the pain on Saturday after we danced OUR ASSES OFF!!!!  Big Sam’s Funky Nation rolled in hard and strong to Sullivan Hall for the Album Release Party of their fourth studio album, King of the Party this past Friday.  OK! I am just going to say it: Big Sam is…STRAIGHT UP…the  King of the Party. What an amazing, fun, fantastic performance!

H&MBB

I was unable to make it for the opening acts as I had a previous engagement uptown with a group of my favorite girlfriends.  Yes, just sometimes, I make room for things other then music in my life.  S0, I quite literally arrived at the venue as the The High & Mighty Brass Band was wrapping up.  SORRY H&MBB!!

As I entered the venue, I walked up to the right front of the stage and there they all were; the lovely members of the NYC Funk Live Group who were able to make it out that night.  I was immediately bombarded with hugs,  introductions and smiles.  Apparently, I had missed a hell of an opener as they all seemed energized.  My good pal, Russ, says “I wasn’t sure of the set list, but I got this for ya,” as he hands me The High & Mighty Brass Band‘s set list from the stage!!! Enjoy:

High and Might Brass Band’s Set List:

1. Cerole Love Song

2. Ol Girl

3. St. James

4. We Rock, We Roll

5. It’s Alright

6. Island Tune

7. Why Don’t Cha?

8. Baby

9. Big Draws

10. Lil Mary


Big Sam @ Sullivan Hall

Big Sam @ Sullivan Hall (04.16.10)

The first thing I recall about the scene is that it was SUPER hot, as per Sullivan Hall’s usual.  The venue had unloaded into the street during the set break and I was able to make my way up front and put my things down after the lovely greetings ceased.  At that time The High and Mighty Brass Band decided to make their exit…or was it their segway in for Big Sam’s entrance?  Similar to Brother Joscephus and the Love Revival Revolution Orchestra, out came a parade of horns, parasols and tambourines from the side of the stage.  They paraded all the way through the venue and out the front door…and then there was Big Sam on stage!

Poor Big Sam started to melt the second he stepped foot on stage but it did nothing to hinder his performance.  Wearing a navy blue button up shirt over jeans with a pageboy cap, he was stylin and lookin’ fine…Big (very in shape) and fine!!!  Big Sam, on vocals and trombone, was joined on stage that night by his Funky Nation, consisting of:

THE FUNKY NATION:
Danny Abel – Guitar
Eric Vogel – Bass
Drummer Boy Milk Williams – Drums
Da Phessah Drew Baham – Vocal/Trumpet

Big Sam @ Sullivan Hall (04.16.10)

Big Sam @ Sullivan Hall (04.16.10)

For his fourth studio album, King of the Party, Big Sam has combined rock, jazz and hip-hop into his already intensely funky styling.  Being that this was an album release party we were very excited to hear the new music that Big Sam was ready to fling at us.  And he brought an arsenal of music.  First things first, a trombone RAGE!  Blowing on his trombone as hard as he can, holding the note out and commanding the stage, Big Sam got all our attention.  Each musician on stage took thier turn giving us a little samples of their instruments before it was time to get the dance party started.

More cowbell @ Sullivan Hall

More cowbell @ Sullivan Hall

With a introduction of Up in Here, Lil Liza Jane, a Jazz standard, started us off.  It reeked of tradition and the 1920’s, which was lovely.  Without stopping a beat, Feelin’ Kinda Funky was getting us all to dance.  “I’m feelin’ funky! Are you feelin’ funky,” asks Big Sam.  The venue erupts with a scream.  Danny Abel caught my eye at this point.  What is it about the guitar players that join these horn bands? They are always AMAZING! Danny Abel was good! He was no (insert name of my favorite guitar player here) but he really gave it up when he was let go to solo.  FKF ended with a bass rage from Eric Vogel.

Krunked Up! was our first taste of music from his new cd.  This song is very modern, a little dirty, and very much not at all what I was expecting to hear that night.  It started out a nice little jammy tune, horns and guitar in a nice little jammy beat.  The bass was vibrant in this one!  “We’re gonna get krunked up tonight!!  While we’re dancing on the dance floor, everything is feeling right!”  And then BOOM!!   Into a rock driven chorus where Big Sam’s voice was converted with a machine sounding similar to T-Pain.  Big Sam had definitely dipped his hands in the pool of funk-rock jam with this one.

Da Phessah Drew Baham @ Sullivan Hall

Da Phessah Drew Baham @ Sullivan Hall

Covers followed with Sexy M.F. by Prince and Crazy by Gnarls Barkley.  Danny stood out again playing the guitar again on these.  I honestly can’t stand a sloppy guitar player or one who doesn’t fill all the space with the notes when the time calls for it.  Danny put on a smile and he just shredded it when it was his turn to shine and I loved it.  There was a great horn battle during Crazy, that had the entire venue jumping.  They were turning in circles and dancing around each other; all while playing Prince and Gnarls Barkley. It was funny to me.

Mark Williams @ Sullivan Hall

Mark Williams @ Sullivan Hall

So, we were then given a phat tease from Eric B. & Rakim’s Paid in Full, which brought us into the Otis Retting cover, Hardle to Handle. This is also number 7 on Big Sam’s new cd!   Upbeat and funk driven, there was a wonderful dance off here between Big Sam and Da Phessah Drew Baham.  Without missing a beat, “Who Dat! Who Dat!” was being shouted from the stage.  The Saints Chant was next with a great trumpet vs. trombone battle.  There is something about that song too!  It just makes you want to look to the heavens and smile! Even in that dark, grimy, exhaustively hot Sullivan Hall, my smile was blasting and I felt sunshine in my heart.  It’s time like these when I take a look around and I see all my favorite people smiling, laughing, dancing…the real reason music was created…to bring happiness.

It’s on like Donkey Kong,” someone screams! And Sam returns, “Yeah, You Right!”  We were given a second line tease into number 8 off the new cd, Big ‘Ol Booty! And then the horns were alternating blasts, sounding off and leaving way for the guitar and bass to pick it up.  “Shake that Big ‘ol booty for me. Shake it, shake it! Don’t you stop!” was Sam’s chant in what was yet another rock laden jam.  And yet another a horn heavy song asking us to shake our big ‘ol bootys.  Oh, irony!

Treme Logo

At this point Big Sam steps up to the microphone and gives a shout out to Treme, a dramatic television series based in New Orleans and meant to take place three month after that bitch, Hurricane Katrina.  I have not had a chance to sit down and watch ANYTHING, let alone something that would demand my attention so deeply.  I don’t even have HBO, but I will watch this show as I suggest you all do.  Aside from the gorgeous story of survival, the soundtrack to the show incorporates different musicians from NOLA.  I don’t think I want any distractions when I sit down and watch this one!

BSFN & H&MBB @ Sullivan Hall

BSFN & H&MBB @ Sullivan Hall

The stage begins filling with members of The High & Mighty Brass Band and it was back to tradition with Rebirth Brass Band’s Do Whatcha Wanna horns and drums. And I hear COWBELL!!!  It was the perfect segway into Everybody Needs Somebody To Love. I believe this is when I was noticed the High & Mighty Brass Band dancer in the audience with a tambourine. She set it down to dance!  Oh yeah, it was on.  I always want the tambourine 🙂  I grabbed that son-of-a bitch and then it became just a general RAGE fest.  Seriously.  I am just going to post Russ’s amazing set list section here:

Chameleon intro —> It’s Your Thing (Isley Brothers) —->Just Kissed My Baby (Meters) —-> Chameleon (Herbie Hancock) —-> Shake What Yo Momma Gave Ya —> Flashlight (G.Clinton) tease during solos —-> Sam teases Freedom Jazz Dance (Miles Davis) during his solo —> No Diggity (Blackstreet) —-> Rebirth of the Slick (Digable Planets) —–> Hip Hop Hooray (Naughty by nature)—–>Rebirth of Slick

Seriously?  How does one remember all of that?  BIG BIG SHOUT OUT to my funky fine friend, Russ Adgren, who put together a wonderful set list for me, all as the show went down.  This man is a music encyclopedia and is a major reason I was able to just kick back and enjoy myself at this performance without taking copious notes!!  He will also be hookin the site up with his review of Sharon Jones and the Dap King’s newest CD, I Learned the Hard Way!  Keeps your eyes peeled.

Ok, back from our regularly scheduled plugs…

RAGE!!!!!

RAGE!!!!!

During that whole time of FUNKY NATION raging, The High and Might Brass Band members were taking turns ripping solos.  In particular, saxophonist Chad Gales really pulled out a nice one. During It’s Your Thang, 5 horns fronted the stage and blasted in our faces.  Big Sam brought the heat for Flashdance! The dancer girl, Jamie Neumann was all over the stage and at some point gained control of the tambourine again.  Then Big Sam had it and they danced with each other.  Then it was time to sing…Big Sam and Da Phessah singing most of the lyrics and Da Pessah sticking the microphone in my face for parts of No Diggity No Doubt.  I got to tell them all I liked the way they worked it!!  Hip Hop Hurray brought Danny back into the forefront with another guitar shred.

And the cowbell made it way back into the songs haha.

Drummer Boy Milk Williams @ Sullivan Hall

Drummer Boy Milk Williams @ Sullivan Hall

This whole time I had been focusing on the horn players. Because why not, wouldn’t you?  But raging like a monster behind Big Sam and Da Phessah was Drummer Boy Milk Williams! There is a reason your momma tells you to drink your milk.  Yes sir!!  And his shirt had come off, as had many peoples. I wanted to take off mine but alas, ladies don’t strip in sweaty nasty dance halls….or do they?  Man, that sexy, shirtless glass of chocolate milk raged a drum solo that went on for days and days and days. And damn, it kept the dance party going with out all the other musicians.  Eric backed him and teased him on the bass and so it went on and on for a good five minutes of solid drumming rage.

Everbody Get's Down @ Sullivan Hall

Everbody Get's Down @ Sullivan Hall

Honestly, I don’t ever remember them leaving the stage. I truly don’t. But if Russ says there was an encore then there was.  I don’t have the separation into my notes, thanks again for the help my man!!  My notes do say, that in that T-Pain style voice, Big Sam said, “Everybody on the dance floor,” and he didn’t mean dancing.  He meant down.  And down the band went, on their backs kicking their legs in the air.  And down we went some on their knees, some on their backs, some legs in the air, most just bent in a squatting position, all smiling!

Big Sam and Friends Get Down

Big Sam and Friends Get Down

Big Sam and his Funky Nation, with the help of The High and Mighty Brass Band really whipped the floor clean with us that night.  I was not kidding when I said earlier that all my friends were sore the following day.  I, myself, had company coming in and another show to attend and the second I tried to stand the following morning my back and legs yelled at me fiercely.  There are dance parties and then there are dance parties.  The entire venue never stopped dancing for the entire set.  It was a rock laden brassy night.  A little unexpected, a little expected…all in all, it was a WONDERFUL dance party with friends and I encourage you all not only to buy this fourth album, but the previous three Big Sam and his Funky Nation have previously released!!!!

Big Sam’s Funky Nation Sullivan Hall Set List

1) Up in Here —> Lil Liza Jane —> hey hey hey hey —->Feelin Kinda Funky
2) Krunked Up
3) Sexy Muthafucka (Prince) —> Crazy (Gnarles Barkley)
4) Paid in Full tease into Hard to Handle
5) Saints
6) Second Line Tease into Big Ole Booty
7) Do whatcha wanna   —> Everybody Needs Somebody to Love —-> Lighthouse
8) Chameleon intro —> it’s your thing (Isley Brothers) —->just kissed my baby (Meters) —-> chameleon (Herbie Hancock) —-> shake
what yo momma gave ya —>flashlight (G.Clinton) tease during solos —-> Sam teases Freedom Jazz Dance (Miles Davis) during his solo —>
No Diggity (Blackstreet) —-> Rebirth of the Slick (Digable Planets)
—–> Hip Hop Hooray (Naughty by nature)—–>Rebirth of Slick
9) “Long Ass Drum Solo” by Chocolate Milk
10) Up in Here
11) Second Line(!!)

Encores:
Dance Floor
See Me Dance

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Robert : Oh I loved it! And whenever I see you, I know the evenings gonna rock.

Best drunk note of the night : BF in NYC = WOOKIE

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1st time I saw her in NYC!

1st time I saw her in NYC!

I first met Megan Rickman at the lovely Virginia wedding of her brother and my friend, Zach.  Immediately, we recognized we were kindred spirits as we rode through Richmond, Virginia chillin with the windows down, bonding while listening to Anthony Hamilton and Mos Def.  Being someone who generally knows a lot of people but doesn’t necessarily “CLICK” with them,  I knew right away that Megan would bring something more to my life.  She radiated an energy that I felt as I sat next to her.

Megan and I only hung out that one day and didn’t see each other for months to follow, but we remained in communication and have since grown a lovely friendship out of mutual respect and support in each others various projects of passion.  She is the reason I became involved in the poetry scene here in New York City.   Whenever she is in town, you can’t stop me from dropping all my plans to attend her battles, which she sometimes wins!

Megan Rickman

Megan Rickman

I remember when I first saw Megan on stage.  She had come to New York with the Richmond Slam team for a competition last summer.   There is seeing live music and then there is seeing live poetry.  The layers of emotions that one feels over the course of a slam competition is overwhelming.  I quite literally feel the need to ball my eyes out at times and then busted out in belly laughs seconds later.  It’s a roller coaster of emotions for sure: Humor, sadness, anger, hate.

Megan Rickman

Megan Rickman

Since her jump onto the Richmond Slam Scene in January 2007, she has traveled with Slam Richmond to Nationals twice, taking 21st in 2008, 3rd in 2009 at Southern Fried.  She recently placed sixth at the Women of the World Poetry Slam.  In 2010, she was nominated by her peers for two National Underground Spoken Word and Poetry Awards (NUSPAS) for Best female perfromer and best female writer.

She continues her work with bringing youth to spoken word, through her workshops across the state in the high schools and co-coaching the first youth team from Richmond, Virginia to compete in Brave New Voices, Slam Dominion.

The latest entry in a long line of passionate poetry from Megan Rickman is out: My Dear Goddess!  A gorgeous ode to woman everywhere telling us that we are beautiful and we don’t have to shine alone 🙂 She takes all the liberties she can in her poetry and her delivery on paper is only magnified once she hits the stage.  I hope you enjoy My Dearest Goddess as much as I do! I can’t wait to see it performed!

My Dearest Goddess by Megan Rickman

I bet there are boys still riding the curve of your collar bone
Breasts,
tattooed against memory.
Somewhere tonight,
there are boys,
painting your face against their palms.

When did you realize you were beautiful.
Was your mothers womb lined with mirrors?
Or as I suspect,
did it take a little longer.
How many years did you practice peeling back skin?

Your beautiful skin.
built of defiance and love,
swirling ash,
and lace,
You eruption of elegance,
how many scars will we have to explain,
When we dance naked with wildflowers and God.

I will cradle your cheeks of upturned prayers.
Dig questioning fingers,
into dimples of wishing well,
Massage secrets,
from the glint of your eye.
Hold your rocking body,
beat my heart,
to the rhythm of confessions,
and kiss your hands,
beneath a jealous sky.

Two stars.
A brilliant constellation,
Sister find solace.
You don’t have to shine alone.
Anymore.

** Right now the voting is still taking place for the NUSPAS and it would be cool if people went and voted if you liked what you read 🙂

http://www.greatpublishing.com

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Tweet Spot LogoBeing a straight up computer geek, it really does blow my mind how much Social Media has a direct influence on the physical world and visa versa.  Just as with Myspace and Facebook, I have been a member of Twitter since early on in it’s conception.  In terms of actually “Tweeting” though, I think I have been at it maybe a year?  Who knows but it’s the wave of the future people, embrace it, or not, but never judge!!  Last night, Twitter weaved its way into my nights adventure both in my physical world and my virtual world, giving me a night full of laughs!  Who knew…
H. Alan Scott

H. Alan Scott

For months, my friends and I have been meaning to check out our pal’s new comedy show at Comix called The Tweet Spot: A Twitter Game Show.   The brain child and host of the Tweet Spot is H. Alan Scott (http://twitter.com/halanscott).  I have lived in the city five, wow, 6 years now.  I can honestly say I haven’t come across someone who makes me laugh as much as he does.   I have attended other shows of his in the past and I advise you all to check him out either in LA or NYC where he splits his time!

This performance/act was so up my alley.  It incorporated the use of social media by way of the Internet and Twitter.  I was out of my apartment enjoying a live performance.  They asked me to scream and shout and ENCOURAGE playing with your phone at the same time.  I do that shit all day, everyday! And I am not going to lie, I learned some Twitter related guidance tips during this thing hahaha.
H. Alan breaks it down...

H. Alan breaks it down...

This is how it goes down: Popular Tweeters/Comedians read us some of their best 140 character tweets.  The audience is asked to shout “Retweet” if it’s good and “Unfollow” if it stinks.  There is also a portion of the game show called Hash Tag Dash, which incorporates a spinning wheel.  The comedians are required to come up with tweets  as fast as they can relating to the topic the spin wheel has fallen on.  The audience decides the winner.

H. Alan introduces himself: “As far as we know, this is the only game show of its kind…here in Chelsea!”  He lays out a case of Fresca in two rows, offering a can to those who want to come fill in the empty seats up front.  As he describes the rules of the game, he asks that we “respond emotionally!” with our Retweet/Unfollows.
The Tweet Spot (04.15.10)

The Tweet Spot (04.15.10)

The first segment of the show required the audience to turn and check out a tv that was mounted on the wall streaming The Tweet Spots tweets.  We ran through hash tag trends like #donttrytoroast and #Theresnothinglike.  The only one being retweeted: #donttrytoroastif yo momma sells apple pie in front of the apple store on Earth Day.   And the one we all cringed over, which ended up coming from one of our Tweeters of the evenings, #Theresnothinglike my mom smelling my hair right after I get outta the bath and right before I turn around and say “Hey!” We then discussed the lovely Twitter battle currently going on between Kim Kardashian and Demi Moore over the word “pimpin'” vs. “pimping”.  Both are idiots and H. Alan does a fabulous job making this battle way more entertaining then it truly is.
The Tweet Spot (04.15.10)

The Tweet Spot (04.15.10)

The time comes for the main portion of the show.  It’s time for the Tweeters/Comedians to perform their tweets and either get Retweeted or Unfollowed.  The lineup went as follows:
Sara Schaefer

Sara Schaefer

Sara Schaefer (http://twitter.com/saraschaefer1), a Blogger for Jimmy Fallon was first.  Her tweets are witty & charming and she veers off topic often. “Sorry, I am supposed to be saying my tweets, not coming up with new material,” she says!

My favorite tweet of hers went something like: I’m sorry but until they come up with an airfreshner that can go back in time and kill the mother and creator of all that is bad smells, then they all suck #airfreshner”
At this point H. Alan proceeds to show us a LOVELY Dixie Carter video that is probably the most insane, terrifying, hilarity I have seen in a while.  It was in my dreams that night ahhhhhhh.
Jessie Richardson

Jessie Richardson

Next up is Jess Richardson (http://twitter.com/jess-richardson)

My favorite tweet of Jess:  You would think that Marcia Gay Harden would consider changing her middle name from Gay considering her last name so closely resembles HARD ON!”
And “I am pretty sure Eddie Veddar’s cheek bones are made of apples.”
Derik Boik

Derik Boik

Derik Boik (http://twitter.com/derik_boik), was our first male up for the evening.  Where as the first two Tweeters had their tweets on paper, Derik was using his phone.  Way to stick with the theme!! And he seems to have a very dark sense of humor.

A few of my favorites: “My granddad’s so annoying! He’s one of those people who try to save everything. What’s the word? Not pack rat…… Oh, a Christian…”
And  “I’m taking my daughter to the zoo! We’re excited to see what her reaction to oppression is.”
And “I know this is dumb, but I just decided that if a girl had green genitalia, you would call it a “clitortoise.”
Mama Spell

Mama Spell

At the end of his tweets, Derik showed us some of his wonderful Twitpics from his time living in Tennessee?  Kentucky?  I can’t remember but anyplace that sells BUTTS and other items at the same place, creepy!

Sharon “Mama” Spell (http://twitter.com/mamaspell) was up next.  She was hilarious.

I loved: Fell asleep with my makeup on last night. This morning my pillows looked very surprised at me.

And “I am a La La La-aholic!”   ~~~~  Aren’t we all Mama, aren’t we all!!  🙂

Hal Sparks

Hal Sparks

And finally, the special guest of the evening, Hal Sparks (http://twitter.com/halsparks), as seen on VH1, MSNBC, and Showtime’s “Queer as Folk.” He had been tweeting on his Ipad the entire night, chiming in with little drops of humor throughout the performance.

Fav Tweet:  “Who else has though about peeing in their Brita and seeing if it works?”

Hash Tag Dash

Hash Tag Dash

The last segment of the show was The Hash Tag Dash, where comics line the stage in front of microphones.  They have to come up with funny tweets on the spot about a certain topic that the spinning wheel falls on. Some of the topics include #80sTweets, #thingsnottosayaftersex, etc.  Mama Spells won a few, there were ties, it was all funny 🙂
The Ochi's Lounge

Ochi's Lounge

The Tweet spot: A Twitter Game Show can be seen on the 3rd Thursday of every month at 9pm @ Comix.  The show is free with a one drink minimum purchase, plus you get Fresca’s & Peep’s! (Even though I saw NO peeps this time!!)

Ochi’s Lounge

Downstairs at Comix

353 W. 14th Street

New York, NY 10014

And the most beautiful thing about Social media, you can attend the damn show from your couch!!   If you can’t be there, you are able to follow along on all the night’s tweets at http://twitter.com/comixny or follow #tweetspot.

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